WATCH LIVE: Harris rally in Allentown, Pennsylvania

The Veep is taking the stage for the first of two (or maybe three) rallies on this final day of campaigning. Watch above or follow the live WAR FOR THE WHITE HOUSE 2024 feed below.

We’ll keep going with the regular news feed in a bit but check here for medium-sized funny shit.

Spartan’s FINAL call on the election call

FBI arrested MAGA white nationalist after Odinist ritual

Team Orange fires white nationalist for not hiding it better

WATCH LIVE: Kamala Harris’s closing 2024 rally

Read the candidates’ op-eds in the Deseret News

They tried to kill Venancio Mondlane!

Prominent Democrat spotted canvassing in Pennsylvania

Sabato leans Harris, says Dems lose Senate, win House

Demented fucking idiot mystified by consequences of his actions

Harris team expects some useful results on Tuesday night

You will never guess in which state a Republican voter planted radio-controlled bombs inside the toilets of a casino men’s room

Tim Scott smiles like a dumbass when asked about Trump’s plans

RNC sues Milwaukee for blocking efforts to disrupt voting

Florida MAGA teen punches 70 year-old Dem woman

WATCH LIVE: Harris rally in Allentown, Pennsylvania

Monica Lewinsky endorses Kamala Harris

Nevada brainiac Jon Ralston calls state for Harris by 0.3 percent

Tucker “still bitter” his text messages after 2020 election got leaked

Legendary New York City politician eyes 2025 run for mayorship

“Sunday morning sucked”

Fuuuu-uuuuuuu-uuck, enough already

Harris 51 – Trump 47 nationally: Final Marist/NPR/PBS 2024 poll

Indonesian geology officials issue volcano alert after 10 killed

Jaydee now just saying your beer cans will be 54 ft tall if they win

Musk lawyer claims $1 million prize is a “salary”

Bloody Canvass

Massachusetts spa owner arrested for injecting fake Botox

WAR FOR THE WHITE HOUSE 2024: Election Day Eve

Netanyahu minion arrested in media leak investigation

Right wingers ready for other right wingers to die for their cause

Fox News reports chemically-imbalanced Mormon pissing himself

“He assumes I’m voting Republican”

Team Orange acknowledges to staff that Trump could lose

MAGA FCC commissioner demanded “equal time” on NBC for this

Fake electors are so back

Russian interference operation fails to elect Kremlin favorite

WAR FOR THE WHITE HOUSE 2024: Sunday, November 3rd

Killer clown released from Florida prison just 18 months after plea

Republican primary losers stuck cleaning up after winner

Spanish king pelted with eggs during visit to flood zone

Tim Scott blames media for Trump’s election conspiracy bullshit

Team Orange worried about North Carolina

The meltdown over the Selzer poll is better than the poll itself

NYT/Siena final swing state polls find Harris ahead in enough

Harris 47 – Trump 44 in Iowa: Ann Selzer poll

WAR FOR THE WHITE HOUSE 2024: Saturday, November 2nd

Loomer was exiled after minions told Trump she had plastic surgery

Orange Warlord hails weak jobs report as “gift”

Stefanik “intensifies” investigation into Biden “garbage” transcript

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CXCVIII