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Nobody submit false voter fraud reports to the RNC

Nobody should go to the Republican National Committee’s ProtectTheVote.com site and submit false reports of suspicious activity at polling precincts to confuse and annoy the shit out of their election integrity team. Don’t write a report of people in RFK Jr 2024 t-shirts handing out free donuts to people waiting in line at a voting site in Kenosha, Wisconsin because that would be a waste of their precious resources. They only have so many lawyers on the squad in the state.

Even worse would be if you told the RNC you witnessed people in QAnon t-shirts informing voters outside of a suburban Maricopa County, Arizona polling station that President Trump was friends with Jeffrey Epstein – and showing them photographic evidence of that friendship – which means he’s a traitor the cause of protecting underage children from sex trafficking. It would be a really shitty thing to do if you falsely reported that a UAW member was telling voters in Macomb County, Michigan that Elon Musk is anti-labor and won’t allow Tesla autoworkers to form a union.

Please just leave the RNC’s election integrity team alone. They’ve got enough on their plate today.

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