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Orange Ayatollah refuses to tell fans to stay calm and peaceful

Speaking to reporters after he and his former illegal immigrant wife voted in Palm Beach, Florida on Tuesday, convicted felon former President Trump refused an easy opportunity to tell his fans not to injure or kill anyone should he lose the election, among other stupid shit like complaining about Oprah Winfrey and snapping at another reporter for asking him about Florida’s abortion referendum.

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