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Hegseth paid off sexual assault accuser

Douchebag Trump lawyer Tim Parlatore admits to the Washington Post that Fox News host and white nationalist Trump Reich Defense Secretary nominee Pete Hegseth was kind of shitfaced and did pay off the woman who accused him of a violent sexual assault in California in 2019 but nothing actually happened and he only paid her off because he was worried Fox News would fire him, libs.

The encounter was “consensual” but the woman was also “the aggressor,” according to Parlatore and holy shit this is where they’re actually at right now. It’s worth asking at this point if Hegseth was like the feint ot something to make fucking Matt Gaetz, Robert F Kennedy Jr, and Tulsi Gabbard look relatively normal and distract attention from their distinct brands of criminality and batshittery.

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