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Chicoms quake before Fat Orange Dragon’s might

The Chinese Embassy in DC on Monday warned that convicted felon President-Elect Trump’s stated intent to impose a 35 percent tariff on all exports would be disastrous, Reuters reports.

“About the issue of US tariffs on China, China believes that China-US economic and trade cooperation is mutually beneficial in nature,” Chicom Embassy Spokesworm Liu Pengyu said in a statement. “No one will win a trade war or a tariff war,” Liu continued, adding “All these prove that the idea of China knowingly allowing fentanyl precursors to flow into the United States runs completely counter to facts and reality,” in response to the fat fuck’s deranged post on Monday evening claiming that the tariffs would stop fentanyl from being shipped out of China.

Trump wrote that “China told me that they would institute their maximum penalty, that of death, for any drug dealers caught doing this but, unfortunately, they never followed through, and drugs are pouring into our Country, mostly through Mexico, at levels never seen before. Until such time as they stop, we will be charging China an additional 10 percent Tariff, above any additional Tariffs, on all of their many products coming into the United States of America. Thank you for your attention to this matter,” and now finally the fucking media scrutinizes this stupid story he’s been telling for months.

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