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Tren de Aragua’s tentacles reach into North Dakota: New York Post

“The Venezuelan prison gang Tren de Aragua has now made its mark in 17 US states after at least one member was arrested in one of the smallest and most remote states in the US. Local cops in West Fargo, North Dakota, arrested Dallas-based suspected gang member Henry Theis, 25, early last month,” the New York Post reports citing a November 7th story by local radio station KXLG.

Wow. The Post seems to be kind of asleep at the wheel here, huh? We were to understand that Murdoch outlets had a dedicated news aggregation squad on Tren de Aragua watch 24 hours a day and yet here we are, 32 fucking days later, and the nation is finally alerted to the insidious gang having set up shop in the farthest reaches of the heartland. This is like Mediaite missing Bill Maher going on The View to talk about Steven A Smith criticizing Joe Rogan or Breitbart missing that Taylor Lorenz tweeted that she hopes Rudy Giuliani dies from spilling whiskey on himself and then accidentally lighting it on fire with a cheap cigar. They have to stay on top of this shit.

How the hell are they supposed to fearmonger about this “supergang” if they can’t even stay up to date with the reporting on their movements? For all they they Tren could be in freaking Alaska by now and Caucasian MAGA voters who act like they’re worse than Al-Qaeda wouldn’t be informed.

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