Ukrainians cancel top Russian general in Moscow

Russian Lt General Igor Kirillov, accused by Kyiv of using chemical and biological agents against Ukrainian troops, was canceled along with an assistant by a bomb hidden in an electric scooter Tuesday morning local time, courtesy of the SBU wetwork team, Reuters reports.

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