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“EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND!!!”

Someone seems just a wee bit insecure after being accurately mocked for blowing up a carefully negotiated plan to fund the government at the command of unelected foreign oligarch Elon Musk.

Hard to see it any other way than convicted felon President-Elect Trump being fine with whatever was in the bill until Catturd and the rest of those whom Dan Crenshaw called “fucking incels” had nothing else to do but freak out and demand that Ketamine Brain flex his ill-gotten and even more ill-defined power, with Trump looking like his bitch. Even better is that, in adding a debt ceiling raise to his new set of unrealistic demands imposed on hapless peon Speaker Mike Johnson, they just handed Democrats a shit ton of leverage because that cannot pass without their votes.

Trump literally just told Fox News that Johnson can keep his job if he eliminates “all of the traps being set by Democrats,” when that’s the biggest trap. Whether this was some fit of pique to reassert control that Musk appeared to be wielding more effectively than him doesn’t matter, he’s already fucked this up for himself more than a month before he even reoccupies the Oval Office.

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