Everything's fine in the MAGAverse

Anonymous coward like “catturd” talking shit without any evidence. I’m used to it. Sorry I was guy fighting the wars that little bitches like you would never dare to. One of us has actually served this country and continues to, while losers like you make money being trolls on…

— Dan Crenshaw (@DanCrenshawTX) December 19, 2024

Low Energy Greg offers condolences to Rosalynn Carter

Charlie Kirk warns of “media operation” mirroring his previous ones

Orange Jesus endorses Jesus Dork for Speakership

“Freedom of expression also includes the greatest nonsense”

Nearly half of GOP voters want undocumented put in camps: poll

Fox News reports major progress in battle to reshape America

Orange Felon rages over Kevin McCarthy’s failures

Jimmy Carter has died

Colorado cops think guy was trying to rob bank but aren’t sure

“Shark grabs some Italian for lunch” is right there but, you know

Lawler sides with Team “American workers are subtards”

Bigfoot hunters found dead in Washington forest

Chris Sununu still just really fucking sucks at this

MAGA Land feeling like this isn’t MAGA Land anymore

Florida train defeats fire truck

“Take a big step back and FUCK YOURSELF in the face”

Scott Brown considering another non-Massachusetts Senate run

Stephen Miller threatens California officials

Movie night Friday: Limitless

CNN thinks Trump meant to message Elon

Mediaite reports Mediaite founder urging media to comply with regime in order to restore their credibility with media consumers

Toddler just wanted to see if there were any toys inside volcano

“As church attendees escorted him from the building, he attempted unsuccessfully to strike several individuals with a whiskey bottle”

Loomer back and posting stupid shit already

Homan “waiting to see what Congress” will fund for deportations

Jerkoff Walmart delivery driver sued

Lawyer says he can prove Pete Hegseth was framed for climbing on strip club stage, it was someone else from Koch astroturf group

South Korean assembly impeaches prime minister

WATCH LIVE: MAGAlyn Manson commiserates with Nazi slob

New York Post outraged over Times Square Applebee’s location jacking up prices for special New Year’s Eve celebration package

NASA solar probe doesn’t melt on close flyby of the Sun

Fox News propagates smug self-cocksucker’s sanctimonious take

Orange Shitbrain acting strange on his lame social media platform

New Mexico man’s heartwarmingly hilarious Christmas Eve Walmart adventure ends in arrest on felony aggravated burglary

Mexican officials trying to figure out if Trump is serious about attack

Groundhog murderer boosts Elon and Vivek in MAGA civil war

Florida women fall off golf course cliff

Major internecine shitstorm raging in the MAGA-Musk-iverse

Boris Epshteyn out of the Mar-a-Doghouse

Tom Homan pledges family internment camps won’t be “inhumane”

Winning Massachusetts snowplow name plagiarized from Chicago

“We helped get you in office, please take care of us”

“Shot across the bow”

Former Shen Yun hostage wrangled back in by Epoch Times

Colleges warning foreign students to come back before Jan 20th

Taiwanese election loser charged with corruption

Remember to tip your pizza delivery drivers

Revedere Nicolae, 35 years later

Biden signs bill making bald eagle official bird of the US

Christmas miracle at California jail