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Saudi arrested in vehicle attack an anti-Muslim, pro-AfD turncoat

4 hours ago

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Movie night Friday: Edge of Tomorrow

13 hours ago

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Vice President-Elect Trump fucking pissed

15 hours ago

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House defies Elon Musk, passes funding bill

17 hours ago

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Yeah, this is “Over the target”

17 hours ago

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Former Zambian lawmaker’s associates arrested in total witch hunt

17 hours ago

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HR Enough of This Shit drops

18 hours ago

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Team Incel getting fired up again

19 hours ago

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Scores injured in vehicular attack on German Christmas market

20 hours ago

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Party City closing down, recently canceled vendor confab out of worry that suppliers owed money were safety threat to team

21 hours ago

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MAGA Land confident haters just jealous

23 hours ago

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ISIS leader killed right before Christmas

1 day ago

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WATCH LIVE: Blank screen for US House proceedings

1 day ago

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Rare calendar alignment deprives Jews of Chinese food Christmas

1 day ago

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Musk’s top assistant endorses shutdown

1 day ago

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President-Elect hails Fourth Reich Party as savior of Germany

1 day ago

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Team Orange considering just letting a shutdown happen

1 day ago

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Orange Fuhrer threatens Europe for no particular reason

1 day ago

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Foolish mortal questions Elon Musk’s omnipotence

2 days ago

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Josh Duggar pissing away family money in prison: report

2 days ago

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First vote on government funding fails

2 days ago

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Ketamine Brain retweeted this

2 days ago

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Orange Warlord snaps at “Colonel Sanders”

2 days ago

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FAA imposes no drone-zone over large areas of New Jersey

2 days ago

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Luigi Mangione hit with federal charges

2 days ago

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“This is exactly what the American people voted for”

2 days ago

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Fluoridation no match for Floridation

2 days ago

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The King of Debt calls for abolishing debt ceiling

2 days ago

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“EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND!!!”

2 days ago

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Republican Mississippi state representative could be a little more discerning while choosing clientele for his regular day job

2 days ago

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Hawaiian wildlife officials catch third opossum this year

2 days ago

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Everything’s fine in the MAGAverse

2 days ago

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Pornhub pulling out of Florida

3 days ago

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“He’s just learning about it… He’s just reading about it”

3 days ago

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Funding bill dead

3 days ago

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Donald and Jaydee command Republicans to sink funding

3 days ago

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Foreign oligarch declares victory over American governance

3 days ago

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Newsom declares emergency over H5N1

3 days ago

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Mike Johnson could get Kevin McCarthyed

3 days ago

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Comer cornered into feigning concern over Trump corruption

3 days ago

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Michigan man “attempted to conduct a mass killing of individuals at a political party headquarters and a nearby bar”: DOJ press release

3 days ago

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Flesh-eating ground squirrels discovered in California

3 days ago

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Republicans now have two maniacal overlords to answer for

3 days ago

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New app lets homebuyers see neighbors’ politics

3 days ago

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House Ethics votes to release Gaetz report

3 days ago

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Co-president vetoes government funding

3 days ago

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Ghana Supreme Court greenlights “Don’t Be Gay” bill

3 days ago

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“My Tennessee property is a drone-free zone”

3 days ago

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Fat idiot still won’t let this Canada annexation thing go

3 days ago

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Indiana man crossed off state’s naughty list

3 days ago

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