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Jerkoff Walmart delivery driver sued

A complete wanker of a Walmart delivery driver and the retail giant itself are facing a lawsuit from a South Carolina woman who says she caught the driver, Alvin B Ortiz, masturbating in his car for about 10 to 15 minutes after completing a grocery delivery last July, WBTW reports.

Ortiz, 39, already faces criminal charges for the monkey spanking incident, having been arrested for indecent exposure on July 9th, the day after the incident, so it’s not like the plaintiff – unnamed in the lawsuit and the article – is just jerking around in court. Per a police report, the Myrtle Beach-area woman said she received the order Ortiz had delivered and everything was fine, but 10 to 15 minutes later she noticed he was still sitting in his car in her driveway that morning. The woman went to go check on Ortiz to make sure he wasn’t having any sort of medical distress or whatever when she saw him committing the sinful act of self-flagellation, his pants pulled down.

Ortiz however didn’t notice or didn’t care that the customer had approached the car, so she ran inside and called a neighbor she knew to be home at the time. The neighbor then confronted Ortiz, who then rushed to pull up his pants and back out, yelling he was going to come back and “fuck everyone up” as he sped off. Cops were called and Ortiz was cuffed the next day.

The complaint alleges the woman “has suffered injuries and damages, including past and future mental pain and suffering, mental, emotional, and psychological damage, and loss of enjoyment of life,” seeking relief in a jury award for past and future medical expenses, according to WBTW’s article, the wording of which seems to imply Ortiz is still a Walmart employee six months later.

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