Categories
Uncategorized

Jerkoff Walmart delivery driver sued

A complete wanker of a Walmart delivery driver and the retail giant itself are facing a lawsuit from a South Carolina woman who says she caught the driver, Alvin B Ortiz, masturbating in his car for about 10 to 15 minutes after completing a grocery delivery last July, WBTW reports.

Ortiz, 39, already faces criminal charges for the monkey spanking incident, having been arrested for indecent exposure on July 9th, the day after the incident, so it’s not like the plaintiff – unnamed in the lawsuit and the article – is just jerking around in court. Per a police report, the Myrtle Beach-area woman said she received the order Ortiz had delivered and everything was fine, but 10 to 15 minutes later she noticed he was still sitting in his car in her driveway that morning. The woman went to go check on Ortiz to make sure he wasn’t having any sort of medical distress or whatever when she saw him committing the sinful act of self-flagellation, his pants pulled down.

Ortiz however didn’t notice or didn’t care that the customer had approached the car, so she ran inside and called a neighbor she knew to be home at the time. The neighbor then confronted Ortiz, who then rushed to pull up his pants and back out, yelling he was going to come back and “fuck everyone up” as he sped off. Cops were called and Ortiz was cuffed the next day.

The complaint alleges the woman “has suffered injuries and damages, including past and future mental pain and suffering, mental, emotional, and psychological damage, and loss of enjoyment of life,” seeking relief in a jury award for past and future medical expenses, according to WBTW’s article, the wording of which seems to imply Ortiz is still a Walmart employee six months later.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

“There’s no real threat”

32 minutes ago

Dr Feelgood says Iran worth the sacrifice of GOP seats in midterms

49 minutes ago

King Charles RSVPs for Trump invite

1 hour ago

New “Cicada” COVID could lead to serious disappointment for cats

2 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Pete Boozebreath drags himself to podium

2 hours ago

Orange Warlord demands UK, Europe clean up his mess for him

3 hours ago

Bondi DOJ closed over 23,000 investigations in first half of 2025

3 hours ago

AFP pulled “unflattering” pic of Karoline after she expressed anger

4 hours ago

Breaking: Comer often claims a lot of shit that isn’t actually true

5 hours ago

Trump now telling aides to end war, leave Hormuz closed: WSJ

6 hours ago

Gas passes $4/gallon mark nationally for first time since 2022

6 hours ago

Substandard construction practices envisioned by AI

13 hours ago

Iranians kaboom Kuwaiti oil tanker off Dubai

15 hours ago

Wait for Subway to become next MAGA boycott target

17 hours ago

Newsmax makes it sound way more normal and bureaucratic

18 hours ago

Capitol rioters file excessive force lawsuit against USCP, DCMPD

19 hours ago

Deer hunt a bust

19 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Karoline’s kross to bear

21 hours ago

Central African Republic President sworn in for third term

21 hours ago

Greg Bovino censored by Trump Regime

22 hours ago

Top federal law enforcement officials absolutely crushing it on Twitter

22 hours ago

Florida GOP demands local Dem chair removed after No Kings fight

22 hours ago

New corroboration surfaces in Jane Doe 4’s Trump-Epstein story

23 hours ago

Air Canada CEO to retire for not knowing any French

1 day ago

You’d think the plan would be a little more oblique than this headline

1 day ago

West Texas Intermediate crosses the $100 mark, you wretches

1 day ago

Childless septuagenarian bachelor spotted at Disney World

1 day ago

Freedom Caucasian switches up 1980s kid juvenile fantasy

1 day ago

Calling the Supreme Court “STUPID” could help ensure win

1 day ago

Aussie police cancel sovereign citizen wanted for cop murders

1 day ago

Israeli oil refinery and chemical plant hit

1 day ago

LISTEN LIVE: Old Fat Saggle’s “press gaggle”

2 days ago

Trump Regime to allow Russian oil tanker to dock in Cuba

2 days ago

Suck it libs! Overall average price per barrel still lower under Trump!

2 days ago

Orange Idiot picks up another clusterfuck to add to failure workload

2 days ago

Iranians destroy $300 million US Air Force AWACS plane

2 days ago

Idolator cult invokes Bible verse to maintain rote deception

2 days ago

Regime readying ground invasion of Iran: Washington Post

2 days ago

The most reliable sign the MAGA scumbags are feeling scared

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: No Kings 3.0

3 days ago

California federal judge halts mega-MAGA TV affiliates’ merger

3 days ago

Well Western civilization ended last year soooo…

3 days ago

“Stop the Steal” dipshit convicted of voter fraud in Wisconsin court

3 days ago

“Strait of Trump”

4 days ago

Tired old failure rambles through terrible speech: Watch live

4 days ago

Federal judge tosses Regime v Minnesota on in-state tuition

4 days ago

Jaydee thinks aliens are demons that take the form of aliens

4 days ago

WINNING: Stocks now more affordable!

4 days ago

Donald signs order to pay TSA agents

4 days ago

Sony Playstation 5 gets discounted negative $100

4 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x