Lawyer says he can prove Pete Hegseth was framed for climbing on strip club stage, it was someone else from Koch astroturf group

Rapey white nationalist alcoholic Pete Hegseth’s lawyer Timmy Parlatore on Friday was confident to CNN’s Pamela Brown that he could prove his client was not the guy who drunkenly climbed up on stage at strip club while on a trip for the Koch-backed astroturf group “Concerned Veterans of America” that Hegseth ran into the ground, but it was someone else on the crew at CVA.

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