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Canadian traitor willfully submits to dumbass American fascist

Christ man. Have some fucking self-respect and patriotism for your country, rather than laying down like a bitch and lying about the popularity of annexation. It’s not very popular. At all. Especially the way Trump is “proposing” it, by mashing 13 provinces and territories into a single state. That’s a pretty lame starting point in these “negotiations.” Just like that other cocksucker whatever his name is was saying on Sunday that Greenland should be part of Alaska, rather than its own state in this MAGA fantasy of a US-dominated North America, which is pretty freaking shitty.

Panama too. If Trump wants the canal back so damn badly then he should be prepared to be generous politically and extend the same “offer” he’s making toward Canada now: Statehood.

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