Too little, too late, too racist, too scary, too gothic, and so on

Somebody call the New Republic, Laura Loomer just blatantly plagiarized this monologue word-for-word from any one of like 350 articles about Elon Musk they’ve printed since November 6th.

More seriously, no fucking shit, this is exactly what every goddamned anti-MAGA commentator said was going to fucking happen before the fat bastard was elected again by a bunch of low-info voters suckered into thinking he was going to make eggs and gas cheaper. It’s almost like Loomer, Bannon, and the rest of those fucking derelicts could and should have seen this “betrayal” coming.

MAGA Land finds this interesting, funny

Idaho trailer trash arrested in freight train bombing attempt

Standoff underway between South Korean President Yoon’s security detail, fans, and cops coming to arrest him for sedition

Biden confers nice little fuck you to MAGA on Liz Cheney

Ketamine Brain to hold another live audio crash with AfD leader

House Ethics finds Andy Ogles lied about campaign finance scam

Trump’s own fanboy tried to burn down his shitty hotel

Livelsberger shot himself in Elontruck: LVMPD

Florida article starts with life coach hanging out with a “spiritual healer,” drinking ayahuasca together, and ends pretty Florida-ishly

Jabbar acted alone during attack: FBI, New Orleans cops

House GOP poodles bark along with their Orange Master

Orange Dementia Patient continues caterwauling about border

Matthew Alan Livelsberger named in Vegas Cybertruck explosion

CNN reports “It’s about to get dangerously cold, even for winter”

Team Orange won’t answer why Trump said terrorist was foreign

Biden says US probing Elontruck explosion

Vegas CyberTrump clusterfuck death toll rises to 1

Death toll rises to 15 in New Orleans terrorist attack

Cybertruck explodes into flames outside Trump Tower Las Vegas

Shamsud Din Jabbar named in New Orleans terrorist attack

WATCH LIVE: New Orleans officials update press on deadly attack

New Orleans suspect likely rented truck in Texas, IEDs were “viable”

Ten dead in vehicular attack in New Orleans

Happy 2025 from National Zero!

Legopocalypse Now: 10 injured in Massachusetts display collapse

Canadian Liberals call on Trudeau to quit

Fanboy Congressman lauds House GOP as enlightened, utopian, civilized in contrast to Dems’ authoritarian nightmare under Pelosi

Tired old degenerate complains Democrats doing their jobs

South Korean court approves Yoon sedition arrest warrant

Canadian traitor willfully submits to dumbass American fascist

Loan shark sues Mike Lindell

MAGA Land got smacked in the Johnson

Too little, too late, too racist, too scary, too gothic, and so on

Jill Biden makes campaign stop in Tallahassee: Florida newspaper

Low Energy Greg offers condolences to Rosalynn Carter

Charlie Kirk warns of “media operation” mirroring his previous ones

Orange Jesus endorses Jesus Dork for Speakership

“Freedom of expression also includes the greatest nonsense”

Nearly half of GOP voters want undocumented put in camps: poll

Fox News reports major progress in battle to reshape America

Orange Felon rages over Kevin McCarthy’s failures

Jimmy Carter has died

Colorado cops think guy was trying to rob bank but aren’t sure

“Shark grabs some Italian for lunch” is right there but, you know

Lawler sides with Team “American workers are subtards”

Bigfoot hunters found dead in Washington forest

Chris Sununu still just really fucking sucks at this

MAGA Land feeling like this isn’t MAGA Land anymore

Florida train defeats fire truck

“Take a big step back and FUCK YOURSELF in the face”