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Psychic can’t even figure out which asshole smashed their window

The proprietor of a Florida “psychic” establishment can’t even divine which asshole threw an “object” through the front window of their business in the town of Pinecrest, let alone the identity of the person who even tossed it, causing over $1,000 in damages, WPLG reports.

The vandalism incident occurred at approximately 9 PM on December 23rd, according to local police and not the Professor X wannabe who’s supposed to be prescient enough to be there to stop the likely drunk son of a bitch from throwing an “object” into the front window of their business.

“We have a subject goes to the front of business as quickly as it happened and he leaves through alleyway. We want to be able to find this guy and hold him responsible,” said Pinecrest Police Chief Jason Cohen, using the collective “we” as in the police department and not the victim of the vandalism, whose powers are obviously pretty fucking useless when it comes to solving this crime.

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