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Winter Storm X Æ A-Xii hits from Kansas to New Jersey

Up to 60 million people from Kansas to New Jersey were hit with advisories, warnings, and watches for heavy snow, sleet, and icy winds as Winter Storm X Æ A-Xii moved from the central US toward the East Coast Sunday into Monday, Reuters reports. Washington DC itself faced between six and 12 inches of snow on Monday, the day over 10,000 violent Antifa rioters being led by Deep State FBI and NSA agents arriving on ghost buses are supposed to sack the United States Capitol to prevent convicted felon President-Elect Trump’s victory from being certified by Congress.

The governors of Kansas, Kentucky, Arkansas, West Virginia, and Virginia all declared states of emergency, allowing FEMA to come steal their snowplows and road salt or whatever the MAGA conspiracy will be this time. At least the storm itself will again prove global warming is a hoax.

Like The Weather Channel does of its own initiative for no discernible purpose whatsoever, National Zero refers to winter storms by non-canonical names of our own choosing – such as “Wasserman-Schultz,” “Kitara,” and “X Æ A-Xii.” Those Weather Channel assholes are calling this one “Blair,” lol.

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