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“The ‘President Musk’ line was always going to be a way to get him”

In a podcast interview with other journalist Kara Swisher, New York Times Trump beat reporter Maggie Haberman confirmed that, just as expected, convicted felon President-Elect Trump has been angered by all the lib taunts that ketamine-brained billionaire Elon Musk is actually in charge, the Daily Beast reports on the libs piercing the flabby orange skin of the demented old slob.

"It definitely bothers him," said Haberman. "The 'President Musk' line was always going to be a way to get him. Trump's not a wind-up toy, but there certainly are very specific things that can zotz him."

"Zotz" is not in the standard Google Chrome spellcheck dictionary. In real words, Haberman predicted the doors of 1600 Pennsylvania may not be as open to the maniacal titan as Mar-a-Lago's. "I don't anticipate that Musk is going to have an office in the West Wing. I don't even know that he will have a blue pass to wander around," she said, with "blue pass" referring to an unlimited visitor pass. Haberman said that Musk's money and willingness to threaten Republicans with primary challenges is going to buy him more time, but it's getting rockier and rockier as Trump's minions tire of having "Leon" around, not to mention he can "irritate" Donald himself. "It's like watching shifting sands around Trump. It's like this one's up, this one's down, but nobody's ever totally out."

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