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DeSantis-ordered investigation finds zero COVID vax crimes

A grand jury impaneled at the command of heels-wearing Florida Governor Ron DeSantis to investigate what if any criminal activity was involved in the development and distribution of COVID-19 vaccines has ended the probe and returned zero indictments, the AP reports

DeSantis, who ordered the investigation all the way back in 2022 when he thought he could run for president without getting steamrolled by convicted felon President-Elect Trump, probably forgot about the stupid bullshit MAGA virtue-signaling stunt even happened. Still, his minions tried to make lemons into ivermectin, writing "(N)ot finding any indictable criminal activity does not mean we did not find any problems. On the contrary, there are profound and serious issues involving the process of vaccine development and safety surveillance in the United States," in the final report.

A DeSantis spokesperson did not comment on the failure to prosecute vaccine makers.

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