"They don't seem honored, just to be clear"

Dinesh D'Souza's son-in-law Brandon Gill, now five days into pretending to represent the 26th District of Texas, brought some real always-online incel energy to his first CNN hit on Wednesday, cheerfully reciting some lines he had road tested in a Patriots.win post even as anchor Brianna Keilar was more about speaking like adults actual discussing politics on a nationally televised newscast.

Federal prosecutors seek 87 months in the joint for George Santos

North Korea mode activated

Regime abruptly halts deliveries to Nevada food banks

“ONLY THE WEAK WILL FAIL!”

“DOGE AI” now “fact checking” the Babylon Bee on Twitter

Judge orders Trump regime to get Abrego Garcia back

FEMA director subjected to polygraph test

Judge denies bail to Trump pardonee after assault on young child

The “DEMS IN DISARRAY” under “trending” is just sheer brilliance

Nintendo delays Switch 2 pre-order availability open due to tariffs

Jerome Powell says “lol, no” on rate cut

Caucasian males in suits have diverse theories and opinions

Pro-Hooters Villager wrongly nervous over chain’s bankruptcy

Wall Street tech egghead warns industry being set back a decade

Wizard guy in CNBC article’s top photo for second time this week

Russell Brand charged with rape, multiple sexual assaults

Seven-times bankrupt con artist says this is a unique opportunity

MAGA North Dakota mayor resigns after texting jerkoff video

Loomer happily owns NSA director’s firing

Former Atlanta Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms to run for gov

AOC 55 – Schumer 36 in 2028 New York Dem Senate primary: poll

Fox News reports Xi Regime launching unprovoked attack on US

Chicoms intro 34 percent tariff on US products

Orange Hitler freaks out over Le Pen ban

South Korean court removes Yoon from office

Jaydee says market selloff “could be worse”

Michigan MAGA weirdo caught stalking AG and her wife again

Indian cops arrest US tourist for leaving Coke can for Sentinelese

Rafael and RonAnon already starting to go soft

Toy seller warns his business facing a “fatal blow” from tariffs

Dow Jones closes down 1,679 points Thursday

Fat fucking idiot still on this “surgery” thing

Not clear if man pointing gun at Cybertruck was political

Weed-lovers to take hit in stupid trade war

Fox News calls on Trump to address major crisis in US auto industry

Well it was kind of a tough week, so…

Half of ICE arrests touted by Trump were already in prison

Florida state Senate passes ban on chemtrails

Carney imposes 25 percent tariff on American vehicles

“Let the Dealmaker make his deals!”

President Laura Loomer fires National Security Council members

Cantwell and Grassley intro bill leashing the Orange Slob on tariffs

Chrysler announces unpaid furlough for 900 US autoworkers

Bald incel flags big problem with Trump policy announcement

Idaho GOP official called ICE on Republican state lawmaker’s farms

KAMALA CRASH!

“To anyone on Wall Street, I would say trust in President Trump”

Four dead in Wednesday storms

Dr Trump provides update after using sheet rock knife on patient

Jaydee doesn’t care what (((Wall Street))) and (((markets))) think