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Comet Ping Pong terrorist killed by cops in North Carolina

Edgar Maddison Welch, the MAGA asshole who did four years in the joint for firing live rounds inside DC’s Comet Ping Pong while searching for Hillary’s mythical torture dungeon in 2016 is now as dead as the fictional children he didn’t save from her blood rituals, the Charlotte Observer reports.

Welch was mortally wounded by a cop after he pulled a pistol and pointed it at them during a traffic stop on Saturday night in Kannapolis, North Carolina, expiring of lead poisoning at a hospital on Monday. The Pizzagate believer had a warrant out for his arrest on a felony probation violation.

Then-DC Circuit Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson in 2017 sentenced Welch to four years after he pleaded guilty to to a federal charge of interstate transportation of a firearm and ammunition, and a District of Columbia charge of assault with a dangerous weapon over the 2016 incident at Comet Ping Pong. Welch was armed with an AR-15 when he stormed into the pizza restaurant and fired shots at the ceiling, demanding to be led into the non-existent basement to rescue the children from Hillary Clinton and John Podesta, sending families with actual children fleeing from their tables.

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