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Supreme Court tosses Trump bid to delay sentencing

The US Supreme Court on Thursday tossed convicted felon President-Elect Trump’s “emergency” petition to vacate or void his non-incarceration sentencing date in Manhattan set for Friday.

“The application for stay presented to Justice Sotomayor and by her referred to the Court is denied for, inter alia, the following reasons. First, the alleged evidentiary violations at President-Elect Trump’s state-court trial can be addressed in the ordinary course on appeal. Second, the burden that sentencing will impose on the President-Elect’s responsibilities is relatively insubstantial in light of the trial court’s stated intent to impose a sentence of ‘unconditional discharge’ after a brief virtual hearing. Justice Thomas, Justice Alito, Justice Gorsuch, and Justice Kavanaugh would grant the application,” because of course they fucking would, the court wrote in the order.

“I appreciate the time and effort of the United States Supreme Court in trying to remedy the great injustice done to me by the highly conflicted ‘Acting Justice,’ who should not have been allowed to try this case. Every Legal Scholar stated, unequivocally, that this is a case that should never have been brought. There was no case against me. In other words, I am innocent of all of the Judge’s made up, fake charges,” and blah blah blah the fat fuck later posted on Truth Social.

In related news, the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals overruled shitbag MAGA Judge Aileen Cannon’s injunction against the Justice Department from releasing Jack Smith’s final report.

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