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Smirnov gets six years for false Biden “bribery” horseshit

A federal judge on Wednesday sentenced Alexander Smirnov, the former FBI source that fed the agency a load of bullshit about President Joe Biden accepting bribes from who the fuck knows what Eastern European scumbag, the Republicans couldn’t even get their story straight, and who MAGA Congressman Brad Wenstrup claimed was the victim of a “two tiered justice system,” to six years in the joint after pleading guilty to causing the creation of a false and fictitious record in a federal investigation – as in that FD-1023 form the dipshits hailed as a “smoking gun” of the “Biden Crime Family” atrocities last year – as well as three counts of tax evasion later added, the AP reports.

Smirnov’s lawyers had informed US District Judge Otis Wright that both Hunter Biden and convicted felon President-Elect Trump “have walked free and clear of any meaningful punishment,” as part of his argument that the lying piece of shit should get no more than four years in the clink, lol.

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