Evidently unwilling to put up a fight to figure out a way to get the fat fuck behind bars in 2029, Manhattan District Attorney prosecutor Josh Steinglass on Friday confirmed to Judge Juan Merchan that the office is recommending that convicted felon President-Elect Trump be sentenced to an "unconditional discharge" for 34 felony counts that could have put him away for the rest of his life.
Audio of the still-ongoing hearing will be made public at some point this morning.
"Thank you your Honor, this has been a terrible experience and setback for New York and the New York court system. This was a case Bragg did not want to bring. It was inappropriately handled. A gentleman from a law firm came in and acted as a DA, and he was criminal or almost criminal," said the Orange Pornstar Fucker himself, addressing the court from Mar-a-Lago via Zoom or whatever, adding "Experts who are no friends of mine have said this case should have been brought… They all said, This is not a case that should not be brought. They were legal expenses. This was done so I would lose the election. Obviously, this did not work. I won," then going on about "witch hunts."
"Thank you, Mr Trump," Merchan said after the fat bastard finished, sentencing him to nothing.