No probable cause for "arsonist" detained by citizens

The still-unidentified “homeless” guy caught supposedly wielding a “flamethrower” in the Los Angeles suburb of Calabasas on Thursday is not being on a probable cause warrant for arson, as the LAPD tells Fox 11’s Alex Michaelson cops have not found enough evidence the guy set any fires.

The good news for those who would be inclined to freak the fuck out over the LAPD letting him back on the street is that he’s not actually out and instead being held on a felony probation violation.

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Fuuuuuuu-uuuuuuuuck, this is pathetic

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Powder keg

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WHITE SMOKE!!! HOLY SHIT!!!

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