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Couchfucker assistant to Elon Musk’s assistant JD Vance on Sunday was quick on his feet with blaming California’s leadership for being unable to refill reservoirs during years plagued by long periods of drought but otherwise not identifying any other “policy failures” on their part that led to fire hydrants going dry during the still-ongoing infernos in Los Angeles. Jaydee then responded to Fox News Sunday anchor Shannon Bream pointing out the strong December jobs report by saying he and the Orange God Emperor will be inheriting a “dumpster fire” of an economy, bitching about bond yields and that “oil prices are now shooting through the roof,” almost as if to say Biden is somehow intentionally sabotaging their incoming regime’s ability to fulfill unrealistic pledges.

Vance also got preemptively offended at Dems causing an uproar over family separation policy, making it clear they’re going to intern migrant children apart from their parents again, saying it’s a term “you’re gonna hear a lot in the next couple of months, the next couple of years, family separation,” because the libs will be stirring up outrage over such cruelties being inflicted.

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