Capitol rioter says she'll refuse Trump pardon

Misdemeanant MAGA insurrectionist Pamela Hemphill, who did a brief stint in the clink for entering the Capitol during the January 2021 riot, said she will refuse to accept any pardon that may not actually be forthcoming from convicted felon President-Elect Trump, the Independent reports.

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