"LV M1LFS," "IAM DUI," "FKY0U" top list of Florida DMV rejects

Florida’s Department of Motor Vehicles for some reason have published a list of every vanity plate submission that they manually reviewed and then rejected in 2024 and it’s full of ribald highlights such as “LV M1LFS,” “IAM DUI,” “FKY0U,” “6 NICE9,” “GR8 ASS,” “LUVDK,” “XXL WANG,” MAGA-themed lowlights like “4KLAN,” “ARYAN14,” “DP0RTM,” “FKTFEDS,” and also no fewer than 15 different variations of the “Hawk Tuah” meme, Local10 reports, warning of their “explicit” nature.

Might as well just print the full list here:

00FKS
02SEXYY
04FKSKE
0FCKS
0FCR N0
0MGH0
0MW2FYC
0MWTFYG
0NLYFN
10XBTCH
10XFUKR
11A5S
150 H0E
2GR1CUP
4FUK SKE
4FX SAK
4KLAN
5HT 80X
6 NICE9
69 SINS
69SUM
69WRX
7A H0E
A22H0L3
AKILL
ARYAN14
ASH0LE
ASSISI
ASSN LAW
AZZY4
B00BS57
BADA55V
BALLZE
BIG TTS
BIGH0
BLK ASS
BUCKFUC
C0CKLVR
C0CKY1
C0MFYAF
C0MIN
CC0 NTZ
CMT0Y
CTFU
CUCKI MD
CUM 4ME
CUUNT
D0PE SHT
D3SSA
D3Z NTZ
D3ZZNTZ
DANGA69
DASSTIG
DCKEE
DDCKR
DEAD ASS
DEE NUTS
DEZ NUT2
DILDH0E
DK0FF
DP0RTM
DUMA55
DZNUTTS
DZZNUTZ
EASY PSY
EC0 KLLR
EFFU
ETAZZ
EZ AZ
F 0FF
F0GASSA
FAFUK
FAHQU
FARTZ
FBGMFR
FBI FED
FCK0IL
FCUK 0FF
FINGER1
FK8VR
FKG FAST
FKISRAL
FKN FUN
FKN MNT
FKTFEDS
FKY0U
FN- FU13
FN-ING
FU 0BL
FU 11
FU0F
FUC0FF
FUCHI
FUCM
FUG AWF
FUJ0E
FUKA
FUKMYBD
FUKUMY
G02HL
G0FCK
GR8 ASS
H02 2NV
H0K TUA
H0L69
H4WK2AH
HAH WTF
HAK TUA
HAUK 2A
HAW KT0
HAW-LASS
HAWK 2UH
HAWK2UA
HAWKTUA
HAWKTUH
HAWTUAH
HUCK TUA
HUK TUA
HWK 2UA
HWK 2UH
HWK TLH
HWKTU
HWKTU
HWMFR
IAM DUI
ID6AF
IDFWGAS
ILV M1LF
ISBADAZ
JASS
K11 1EM
K11ER
KILLER Q
L NUTS
L0SINH0
L1BTARD
L8TE AF
LARD A55
LFNG0
LIL DIK
LLMF
LMFA0
LUVDK
LV M1LFS
M8FIA
MAH FKA
MAI NGA
MFIA
MYCLT
N0AS3
N0FNDUX
NFWAY
NGA
NIMPH0
NSXTESY
NUM NTZ
P00P BUT
P00R AF
P1SSAH
P5Y PWR
PECKER
PH0CK
PHUKNA
PILTSHT
PIMPING
PLZ 0FCR
PSY CAT
PULN0UT
QUIET AF
R3F3R
R3NTARD
RAGD ASS
RDY NSSA
SHT 0NM
SHT HED
SHT KRT
SINEP
SL0W AS
SL0WAZZ
SLIMAF
SM0LL PP
SSA
ST1FFY
T00TER 1
TRANY
UGLY AF
UP2NFG
URAS5
VIBR80R
VRSEXX
VRSEXX
W1ENER
W5IFU
WH0FKN
WNR WGN
WTF FLA
WTF IKR
WTFYM
XH00KER
XXL WANG
YA-FU
YZZUP

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