“Congress hereby authorizes the President, beginning at 12:01 pm Eastern Standard Time on January 20, 2025, to seek to enter into negotiations with the Kingdom of Denmark to secure the acquisition of Greenland by the United States. Transmission of Agreement: Not later than 85 calendar days after reaching an agreement with the Kingdom of Denmark relating to the acquisition of Greenland by the United States, the President shall transmit to the appropriate congressional committees the agreement, including all related materials and annexes,” says the text of dipshit Tennessee MAGA Congressman Andy Ogles’s “Make Greenland Geat Again” bill, introed on Monday.
It does absolutely nothing in terms of creating a legal structure for Greenlanders to become US citizens upon annexation, setting aside money for a purchase, building new infrastructure or updating existing components to comply with US standards, or incentivizing Greenlanders economically to support integration. It just authorizes the Orange Conquistador to enter into negotiations to acquire Greenland, something he does not actually need authorization to do. He can say pretty much whatever he wants while conducting his administration’s foreign policy.