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Team Orange moves inauguration indoors

Convicted felon President Trump's minions tell CNN's Kaitlan Collins that they're moving his swearing-in ceremony to inside the Capitol rotunda due to the extreme cold and icy conditions forecasted for DC Monday, with a low of 11 degrees and a high of only 23 degrees – plus wind chills as low as the single digits – all coming after rain and snow hit the region Sunday.

Stating the obvious, earlier reporting from the New York Times mentions that with this move, the number of attendees will be reduced dramatically, but did not get into the weeds about whether that excludes any of the invitees who would've been sitting on the stage outside the Capitol. A photo of John F Kennedy's repose in the rotunda makes it appear as though MAYBE a thousand could fit if standing. Nobody's going to want to stand for 90+ minutes of Trump rambling angrily.

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