Biden Pardon-palooza Day is here!

President Joe Biden, in his final acts in office, preemptively pardoned General Mark Milley, Dr Anthony Fauci, and every member of the House Jan 6th Committee on Monday, Breitbart reports.

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Biden Pardon-palooza Day is here!

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Team Orange orders inauguration jumbotrons taken down

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MAGA incel Georgia state senator tossed and arrested

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