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Flood watch issued for Los Angeles area

"A low pressure system from the north will bring colder temperatures and rain chances to southern CA as early as Saturday afternoon, lasting into Monday. Expecting the highest rain totals favoring Los Angeles County and the eastern San Gabriel mountains. There is also a risk of thunderstorms (10-20 percent chance), capable of producing small hail and isolated brief heavy downpours with rainfall rates up to 0.75 in/hr. There is a low chance for more serious impacts (debris flows for recent burn scars) if heavier showers/storms pass over these vulnerable areas," says an advisory at weather.gov/losangeles on the rain coming three weeks after it could've saved thousands of homes, now potentially threatening more due to landslides and similar punishments from Gaia.

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