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The Washington Post is lying about us sending non-criminals to Guantanamo but we’re totally sending them to Guantanamo

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Suspect who “destroyed the men’s bathroom” in public park sought

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MAGA assclown intros bill making Trumpmas a national holiday

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Elon Musk nominates personal enforcer to serve as DC US Attorney

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Regime fires a shit ton of FAA employees

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Turley says Homan’s threats “undermine” Jaydee’s “high ground”

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Capitol rioter’s lawyer argues Trump pardoned child porn crime too

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Milei accused of crypto “rug pull” in criminal complaint

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Weyland-Yutani has the talent to tackle the xenomorph crisis

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First Trump appeal hits Supreme Court

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New York City bodegas now selling “loosie” eggs

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White House plan for eggs apparently just blaming Biden

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Constitutional law expert insists skeletons writhing underground

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“Nobody’s gonna take advantage of Donald Trump”

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North Carolinian flood victim agrees FEMA should be abolished

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Tom Homan too chickenshit to send ICE after AOC

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Alabamans informed Trump costing them $100 heating grant

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Daily reporting on ICE arrests now monthly to “conserve resources”

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“Two powerful successful handsome men”

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Full Hitler mode activated

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Cranky shark finally snaps at obnoxious, selfie-taking tourist

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NYC to sue Trump Regime over $80 million FEMA “clawback”

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Orange Chickenshit lets Israel handle his Hamas ultimatum

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National Zero Off-Topic Friday: The other real Morrie Kessler

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Reich DOJ finally moves to dismiss charges against Adams

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Deadly California Cybertruck crash (probably) teen driver’s fault

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MAGA octogenarian pleads guilty to shooting Ralph Yarl

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Violent eruption possible in Palin family’s backyard again

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Orange Plague to order end to COVID-19 vax mandates in schools

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Bove afraid of “scrutiny” of personally intervening in Adams case

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Welsh Bitcoin dumbass now just trying to buy garbage dump

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Congolese artist killed filming anti-war music video in war zone

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“No one mentioned that residents – legal residents – were going to have to go through this”: Trump voting wife of abducted man

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Eric Adams comes out as Homansexual

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Corey Lewandowski rejected for DHS chief of staff job

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Shoplifter achievement unlocked

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AOC mocks Homan’s “criminal referral”

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Russ Vought an OnlyFan

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Trump’s America: Trader Joe’s, Kroger limiting egg purchases

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SDNY acting attorney quits over Eric Adams case fuckery

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Igloo coolers recalled over fingertip amputation risk

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Zelensky plays Trump’s ego

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Matt Schlapp sexually assaults another man, again

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WATCH LIVE: Orange Scumbag holds press conference

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Shapiro sues Trump Regime over federal funding fuckery

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MAGA Reich removes “Tesla” from $400 million purchase order

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WATCH LIVE: Linda McMahon confirmation hearing

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Taxpayers sue DOGE circlejerk over Treasury breach

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Tom Homan claims MAGA Reich overdid it on ICE raid hype

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Fat fucking idiot screams over contract signed in 2018

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