Walking heart attack West Virginia Senator Jim Justice, who may or may not live to the end of his current term, tells Axios that people are overreacting to the coming consequences for convicted felon President Trump’s imposition of tariffs on Canada, Mexico, and China, saying “Everybody runs through the streets saying, ‘The sky is falling! The sky is falling!’ but it doesn’t fall.”
“Well yeah, no shit the sky isn’t going to fall, you sooty fuck, so how about you explain why Americans should be cool with paying 10 percent more on toys, electronics, batteries, clothes, furniture, and a whole bunch of other shit as well as 25 percent more on everything that comes from Canada and Mexico?” the Axios reporter probably did not say. The response was likely much closer to “Ahaha! Good one Senator, we’ll print that! Here, I got you a Danish. It’s cherry with a lot of that sticky sugary stuff drizzled on, just as you like it. Thank you so much for the quote!”