Stocks pare back losses after Sheinbaum works Trump

The Dow Jones Industrial Average on Monday afternoon pared back its losses after convicted felon President Trump announced Mexican president Claudia Sheinbaum had made a token gesture of deploying 10,000 troops to the border, CNBC reports. The fat fuck didn’t even get a wall out of it.

Trudeau also says Trump caved

Mallory McMorrow to launch Michigan Senate bid

Fat idiot admits he’s not actually in charge

Stocks pare back losses after Sheinbaum works Trump

New acting DC US Attorney vows to be Musk’s personal enforcer

MAGA Land seeing multiple moves ahead in this 5D chess game

Trump already caves to Mexico

“He’s going to take care of us, just as he promised to do”

US-Canada trade talks going great

ICE releasing undocumented detainees from custody

Dems planning to get their pound of flesh in funding talks

British Columbia premier bans sales of booze made in Red States

“We may have short term, some, a little pain”

Wall Street Journal controlled by China: report

Minoan-era cataclysm suddenly trending again in Greece

Eric Schmitt sort of admits Trump is a fucking mentally ill shitbrain

Punxsutawney Phil and Staten Island Chuck diverge again

Ketamine Brain sues Lego, Nestle, Tyson Foods, and others for not buying ads on platform filled with racist conspiracy theory bullshit

Transportation Secretary won’t share evidence of DEI scourge

President Dipshit already getting defensive over tariffs

Harris gets big applause at DNC meeting

Water expert proud of his underling’s accomplishment

Orange God Emperor to revoke legal status for 530,000 migrants

New York Dems looking to delay Stefanik replacement special

McDonald’s settles lawsuit against Latino scholarship program

Movie Night Friday: The Last Waltz

“Viral” social media douchebags running wild with “Trump voter”

FCC commands CBS to turn over Harris 60 Minutes interview docs

Canadian premier candidate urges 100 percent tariff on Teslas

“There could some temporary short term disruption”

Walking heart attack says tariffs will go perfectly fine

“Commander Cody, the time has come… Execute Order 66”

Federal prosecutors withdraw from investigation into Andy Ogles

Father of Blackhawk pilot sickened by Trump’s DEI bullshit

Dow drops about 200 points after tariff confirmation

Yay! More inflation!

Trump bans pronouns from federal employee email signatures

Deutsche Bank CEO says they’re not giving up on DEI programs

Tomb of French far-right’s founder vandalized

Chuck Todd scurries away from NBC

NYC Transit union offering $3,500 reward for info on suspects who made them look incompetent by stealing entire subway trains

MAGA Land shades Dems with such acerbic brilliance

Flying a helicopter safely not that complicated, president declares

Deportation flights from El Paso cost five times more than first class

“Suddenly, there’s some faint whiff of the old Trump 1.0-era resistance magic in the air,” writes Politico newsletter guy

Tennessee bill making it a felony to vote for sanctuary cities passes

Report: Rodent may not be omniscient

Crucial ingredients to life found in asteroid sample

“But the Biden Administration”

What’s the actual point of blaming “DEI” for the plane crash?