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Igloo coolers recalled over fingertip amputation risk

The somehow still-functional US Consumer Product Safety Commission on Thursday issued a recall for Igloo brand 90 Qt Flip and Tow Rolling Coolers manufactured prior to January 2024, due to at least “12 reports of fingertip injuries, including fingertip amputations, bone fractures, and lacerations,” per the notice, which also specifies “the recalled coolers have a tow handle. ‘IGLOO’ is printed on the side of the coolers. The coolers were sold in multiple body and lid color combinations, some of which are pictured above. The following cooler models with tow handles are included in the recall. The model number is located on labels affixed to the bottom of the cooler.”

Bad as this is, at least it’s sort convenient in that you’d have somewhere to keep your severed fingertip(s) on ice so they could be surgically reattached. Can’t say that about an edge trimmer.

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