First Trump appeal hits Supreme Court

Convicted felon President Trump’s scumbag lawyers on Sunday submitted the first of what will no doubt be dozens, maybe hundreds, of petitions to the US Supreme Court, this one seeking to overturn a lower court’s temporary injunction issued against the firing of ethics watchdog Hampton Dellinger, Bloomberg reports. “This court should not allow lower courts to seize executive power by dictating to the president how long he must continue employing an agency head against his will,” wrote Solicitor General Sarah Harris in the Supreme Court filing.

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