DHS Secretary warns migrants to leave now or face deportation

Tonight, I’m announcing a nationwide and international multimillion-dollar ad campaign warning illegal aliens to leave our country NOW or face deportation with the inability to return to the US. This serves as a strong warning to criminal illegal aliens to not come to America. If… pic.twitter.com/VcVgJYfSKR

— Secretary Kristi Noem (@Sec_Noem) February 18, 2025

You hear that amigos? Leave NOW or you’ll be deported! She’s serious about this! You’ll be so sorry if you don’t go back to Mexico or the other countries that are next to Mexico! Pack your stuff and get out or you’re going to get kicked out! No more screwing around! GET OUT OR ELSE!

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