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Elon Musk nominates personal enforcer to serve as DC US Attorney

“It is my honor to nominate highly respected Edward R Martin, Jr, for the full and permanent term of United States Attorney for the District of Columbia [blah blah blah]. Since Inauguration Day, Ed has been doing a great job as Interim US Attorney, fighting tirelessly to restore Law and Order, and make our Nation’s Capital Safe and Beautiful Again. He will get the job done,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday in announcing his boss Elon Musk had nominated Martin, Musk’s personal enforcer, to continue at the job of vowing to neutralize any and every threat to his power.

“Any threats, confrontations, or other actions in any way that impact their work may break numerous laws. Let me assure you of this: we will pursue any and all legal action against anyone who impedes your work or threatens your people. We will not act like the previous administration who looked the other way as the Antifa and BLM rioters as well as thugs with guns trashed our capital city. We will protect DOGE and other workers no matter what,” Martin had vowed to Musk earlier this month.

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