For the crime of telling a Vanity Fair reporter that Third Son Barron Trump is "sort of like an oddity on campus. He goes to class, he goes home" as she expressed sympathy for him being deprived of a more normal experience at the school, NYU College Republicans chapter President Kaya Walker was ceremoniously removed from her position by the organization's national leadership on Monday.

Said the national orgnaization in a statement: "We have been made aware of a statement made by the NYU chapter President that does not align with the values and principles upheld by our organization. Though Vanity Fair and The Independent unfairly framed what was said, upon review, we still found it to be inappropriate. The NYU chapter President submitted her resignation last night."

"We are collaborating closely with the NYU chapter to ensure a smooth transition in leadership. Our goal is to reaffirm CRA's dedication to the ideals of the Republican Party and conservative movement in a manner that reflects honorably upon our organization and its mission," the statement continued before going into some masturbatory self-congratulating about their support for the Orange God Emperor. The statement ended with this: "In response to these developments, CRA President Will Donahue is extending an invitation to join CRA to the President's son. 'Barron Trump represents the future of the conservative movement, and we would be honored to have him join College Republicans of America,' Donahue said. 'Strong leadership is built on resilience, courage, and the humility to rise above petty hostility – qualities that Barron has already demonstrated. We invite Barron to join us in shaping the future of our party.'" Ughhhhhhhh man that's fucking pathetic.

Immediately before the "oddity" quote from Walker the VF reporter wrote "Barron's classmates described his day-to-day comings and goings to me as limited. One remembered asking to play basketball with him. Barron seemed interested, he said, but he got the sense that, with plainclothes Secret Service officers hovering, 'he wasn't really allowed to do stuff.'" Can't wait for the reporting about Donahue flying to NYC and throwing a big ceremony that Barron doesn't even show up to.