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“She believed him when he said Project 2025 was not his plan”

The headline’s been edited from its source to fit the space allowed here at National Zero. The actual sentence copied from this Washington Post profile of 24 year-old Michigander and now-former National Park Service ranger Ryleigh Cooper was “She also believed him when he said that Project 2025, the conservative blueprint for the next Republican administration that suggested mass cuts to the federal workforce, was not his plan,” in explaining some of the reasons why the 2020 Biden voter switched to the Orange God Emperor despite hating him personally his history of sexual assaults, which the Post notes that Cooper’s relatives dismiss as either fake or that the women deserved it.

The next sentence “So Cooper filled in the bubble next to his name, thinking of the daughter she wanted. She planned to name her Charlotte,” refers to how the now-unemployed woman who just finished her first semester toward a master’s degree in forest management also believed that Trump would make IVF treatments free to any and every woman having difficulty conceiving – like her.

Oh and Cooper says she was sexually assaulted at age 16. But “life felt more complicated these days. Her mortgage was too expensive, groceries were nearly $400 a month, and one single cycle of IVF could cost more than 10 percent of her annual household income.” And “Kamala Harris didn’t do an interview on Joe Rogan’s podcast,” the article does not add but might as well have.

A few days after Elon Musk fired her, Cooper saw the executive order on IVF treatments, which quite predictably did not make them free for American families. “That’s bullshit”, Cooper said to herself.

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