SpaceX rocket pulls a total Cybertruck

A SpaceX rocket went all Cybertruck after a launch on Thursday, bursting into flames and sending debris plummeting all over the Gulf of Cuba about 90 miles into the sky from liftoff, the AP reports.

It’s second such Musk-up in as many launches, the previous one showering Turks and Caicos with wreckage in January. Fortunately no one was injured in either Cybertrucking of a SpaceX mission.

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