It was never going to be an easy day when you’re in a cult whose leader is supposed to be so great for investors and it would’ve been 1929 all over again if Kamala got elected and all that shit only to see investors lose like fucking a trillion dollars collectively in seven hours of trading while you have to go on cable news to defend him. stupid Nicole Malliotakis was lucky enough to be on CNN before the opening bell, before all the bloody chaos of the “Golden Age” got priced into the market.
But it’s not like she fared any better than the rest of these fucks. Here’s House Majority Whip Tom Emmer saying this is what the American people voted for… the imminent threat of a recession:
Senator Kevin Cramer saying more or less the exact same shit:
Androgynous grandma John Kennedy claiming the market was overvalued:
Tommy Tuberville saying the same but in a dumber way:
Damn would it be awesome if and when the NRCC talking point memos leak. Those have to be good.