This article’s supposed to be focused on how Missouri MAGA Congressman Mark Alford admitted to CNN on Tuesday that there will be cuts to the sacred cows of Medicaid, Medicare, and Social Security, which is newsworthy on its own, but somehow even more “newsworthy” is the way this cheap little man-slut so undeftly praises Musk’s genius and then literally in the next sentence all but admits Ketamine Brain is too autistic to communicate effectively. What the actual fuck, lol.