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Logic unassailable in Senator M4M’s defense of New MAGAnomics

Speaking to batshit idiot Maria Bartiromo on Thursday, Ohio Senator Bernie “M4M” Moreno advanced an airtight defense of current economic turmoil under convicted felon President Trump’s second regime: That things would be so much worse if former Vice President Kamala Harris had won the election. “We have to remember that if Kamala Harris had won on November 5, the stock market would be down 50 percent… this country would be on a path to ruin. What President Trump inherited is a disaster from Biden,” said Moreno, his reasoning unfalsifiable given the fundamental nature of entropy and thus completely impervious to any counterargument from the libtards.

Meanwhile the fat fuck himself lost it on the Wall Street Journal, posting “The Globalist Wall Street Journal has no idea what they are doing or saying. They are owned by the polluted thinking of the European Union, which was formed for the primary purpose of ‘screwing’ the United States of America. Their (WSJ!) thinking is antiquated and weak, and very bad for the USA. But have no fear, we will WIN on everything!!! Egg prices are down, oil is down, interest rates are down, and TARIFF RELATED MONEY IS POURING INTO THE UNITED STATES. ‘The only thing you have to fear, is fear itself!'” apparently in response to this interview with Journal editor-in-chief Emma Tucker:

Donald then continued on his Thursday morning Truth Social trade policy tirade with “The US doesn’t have Free Trade. We have ‘Stupid Trade.’ The Entire World is RIPPING US OFF!!!”

Tangentially related to the subjects here, but National Zero would like to correct for some sloppiness in execution of such in two instances on Wednesday. First off the wrong video was uploaded below the fold on “The market’s overvalued but it’s also all part of Trump’s plan“:

Meant that clip to be Tommy Tuberville as above, rather than Karoline Leavitt as I had stupidy left it until this morning. The second, prior instance was a more complicated and annoying story but the bottom line is that I should’ve been more diligent in dealing with YouTube’s content moderation bullshit in posting my own footage of a tussle in Manhattan between pro-Palestinian protestors and some MAGA dipshit in the article headlined “Lone MAGA asshole quickly chased from Khalil protest.”

The mess was the result of my own poor choice of video title coupled with poor bandwidth on NYC public wifi and having brought my 2015 MacBook instead of my 2024 one in case I got shot, but I should have corrected it sooner. Anyway, here’s the footage of the skirmish:

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