Well at least one company's excited for the opening bell

NEWSMAX announced that its Class B Common Stock will begin trading Monday on the New York Stock Exchange under the symbol “NMAX” soon after the market opens. https://t.co/RUgDXzGjGY

— NEWSMAX (@NEWSMAX) March 31, 2025

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Indiana state Senate rejects Trump gerrymander

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Tennessee inmate executed just two weeks before Christmas

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Regime preemptively threatening ICC if they don’t immunize Trump

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Jesse Watters already giving up on Republicans holding House

Philadelphia youth football players caught trying to shaft Dick’s

Blakeman ignored Trump’s command not to run for governor

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First and Second Amendment under assault by fascist deep state

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