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Stephen A Smith, Host of ESPN’s ‘First Take,’ hammered the Democratic Party and suggested he has “no choice” but to ughnnnn…. Oh my God…. uhnnnnn, on Sunday, ABC News reports.

“I have no choice, because I’ve had elected officials, and I’m not going to give their names, elected officials coming up to me. I’ve had folks who are pundits come up to me [fapfapfapfapfapfap]. I’ve had folks that got a lot of money, billionaires and others that have talked to me about exploratory committees and things of that nature [fapfapfapfap]. I’m not a politician. I’ve never had a desire to be a politician [fapfapfapfapfapfap]” Smith told ABC News’ “This Week” co-anchor Jonathan Karl as both masturbated symbolically on Sunday in front of an audience of millions of viewers.

Smith reiterated that because of the number of people asking him to consider a run, he has to leave the door open to further just barely metaphorically masturbate in public because fuck him.

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