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Zelensky “can’t guarantee” Moscow WWII parade will be safe

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky on Saturday issued a not-terribly veiled threat of a violent attack on Moscow’s May 9th World War II victory celebration, telling Interfax Agency that “we cannot bear responsibility for what happens on the territory of the Russian Federation,” while also warning of a false flag at the parade set to be attended by Chinese dictator Xi Jinping, DPA reports.

Russian dictator Vladimir Putin unilaterally declared a three-day ceasefire to come into effect May 8th, hoping that Kyiv wouldn’t attack during their big shindig. Zelensky refused to agree after Moscow shot down a counter-proposal to extend the ceasefire to 30 days into June.

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