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New villains emerge in season premiere of hit series “Fox News”

Wow, what a brilliant plot twist from the writers. “THEY’RE TREN DE ARAGUA’S SWORN ENEMIES EXCEPT THEY’RE EVEN MORE VIOLENT AND THEY’RE IN RURAL AMERICA,” will definitely keep them tuning in and on the edges of their seats. But why “Anti-Tren”? Couldn’t they come up with something better and more sinister-sounding like “LOS DIABLOS DE MUERTE” or whatever?

Might work better for keeping the asses in the seats, but then again Fox News viewers aren’t all that picky when it comes to the content that lines up with their version of facts. Nor are they going to notice if say, a year or two from now, there’s an even newer, sweatier, more tattooed Venezuelan gang emerging that it would kind of undercut convicted felon President Trump’s campaign promise to have extirpated them from the United States. The writers will fix that quick by coming up with a story about them secretly having hid in basements in sanctuary cities for several years before taking to the streets again, if they even end up needing to put in that kind of effort for the audience.

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