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Nutlick says $5 million “Gold Card” site going up by next week

Commerce Secretary Howard Nutlick Lutnick on Wednesday told the crowd at some Axios circlejerk “Building the Future” event that the website selling convicted felon President Trump’s moronic $5 million express “Gold Card” citizenships will be up this week. Lutnick was short on details but long on complete bullshit like the anticipated demand for them and how selling 1 million of them would pay off the national debt. “Everyone I meet who’s not an American is going to want to buy the card if they have the fiscal capacity,” Nutlick said, sounding every bit the glorified penny stock hustler he is.

“This is for people who can help America pay off its debt. Why wouldn’t you want a Plan B that says. God forbid something bad happens, you come to the airport in America and the person in immigration says, ‘Welcome home,'” Nutlick added and holy shit this guy’s such a freaking douche.

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