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Orange God Emperor proud of being too cheap to keep vicious, feral waterfowl from biting some “friend” in the dick on his golf course

Hahahahaha! That Donald Trump, making a joke out of being too freaking cheap to pay for guard dogs to chase vicious, ornery waterfowl off his golf courses, resulting in a hapless rich asshole getting his dick chomped on by the monster on one of the putting greens.

Earlier the fat fuck continued his Maoist crusade against Harvard, posting “Why isn’t Harvard saying that almost 31 percent of their students are from FOREIGN LANDS, and yet those countries, some not at all friendly to the United States, pay NOTHING toward their student’s education, nor do they ever intend to. Nobody told us that! We want to know who those foreign students are, a reasonable request since we give Harvard BILLIONS OF DOLLARS, but Harvard isn’t exactly forthcoming. We want those names and countries. Harvard has $52,000,000, use it, and stop asking for the Federal Government to continue GRANTING money to you!” intent seizing full control of the university.

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